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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via fake-mermaid)

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via pizza)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(Source: rneerkat, via fake-mermaid)

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via pizza)

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